Dear Work
Thank you. This week, you have kept me away from doing important, world-changing activities like surfing the net and procrastinating and writing this blog and sleeping. You have made my eyes bleed and it's hard to see pretty things when one's eyes are bleeding. It's hard to see anything really. Thank goodness I didn't swerve on the road due to my bleeding eyes and take out a pedestrian. That would've been ugly. And I don't like Ugly. He's mean.
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